During one round of Hide-n-Seek, I stepped into the upstairs bathroom. Luckily for all concerned, I was only there to grab the laundry basket. Also luckily, my heart started right up again after a small voice whispered, “Just so you know, I’m back here,” from behind the shower curtain. Scared the hell out of me.
Today, thirty-three men are being reborn into the light of San Jose, Chile, through a canal 22 inches across and half a mile long. They will remember this second birthday every bit as well as they remember their first ones – probably a lot better, come to think of it.
Happy Reigning Queen of Pink Day!
You’re going to be 8 years old – what’s the true meaning of life?
I declare my independence not necessarily from God, but from all of His Followers, and His Follows, and His Other Followers. And Her Followers too, for that matter. You can all just keep it to yourselves. Your religion is very much like your genitalia – everyone has their own, we all like to take them out of fiddle with them now and then, and they should be kept off of television and out of politics.