Doing What to Whom?
You’ve Been Doing What to Whom? Birth Control the Nintendo Way!
You’ve Been Doing What to Whom? Birth Control the Nintendo Way!
On with the silk-lined yellow corduroy smoking jacket and on with the red-and-yellow checked jester hat and off, with my battered old copy of Yertle the Turtle and the Reigning Queen of Pink, to school we went.
Truth: I have all the rhythm of a busted metronome trying to swing, tick-tock-splot, in a bucket of jello.
Children and Gumbo and Pig, Oh My!
The Reigning Queen of Pink, High Duchess of Fluff, and Protector of Barbies was sitting in her room this evening, in her pink chair, next to her pink lamp and under the pink curtains, writing in her journal, when I knocked and was admitted into the royal pink chambers.