As I was driving the younger two to school, Number One Son was shouting out the car window at passers-by. Trying to use the Socratic method, I asked him why he thought it was OK to do that. “Daddy,” says he, “no one notices a car with a Big Ugly Man Doll!” I cracked up. […]
your bangs do a good job hiding the lobotomy scars
Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers!
If Happiness is reading 200-yr-old poetry to your 7-yr-old, surely Sadness is having to show 70-yr-old hatred to your 9-yr-old.
New from the Lego Bionicle Line – Toa Mata Hari! One of the rare female Bionicles, she’s had most of the others, and they’re all in love with her. You can play with her as she plays the guys off against one another! Isn’t she FABULOUS! American Girl Doll – Sybil! With completely different outfits […]