There are plenty of people who believe that the Large Hadron Collider, CERNs gigantic underground particle accelerator, will re-create the moment of the big bang that created the universe. There are plenty more people who believe that Dr. Frankenstein has really overreached his grasp this time – that as they try to peer into the deepest […]
This just in: U.S. Capitol Police Arrest Man with Explosive. Why did he get arrested? Simple: He approached a Capitol Police Officer for directions at 2nd and Independence Ave., SE, near the Library of Congress. The officer noticed a rifle case in the car and the car was searched. See? If he’d only sprung for the GPS, […]
OK, it’s official: John McCain is qualified to run the Playboy Mansion. Cindy’s a known hottie, and even the Wonkette thinks Sarah Palin has moved from GILF to "presumptive VPILF nominee." Heck, even Vogue Magazine thinks the VP wannabe has what it takes – to sell magazines. “She’s not from these parts, and she’s not […]
Turns out, he’s actually Jewish:
This weeks’ _The New Yorker_ cover, and stop me if you’ve heard this one before, has a cartoon of Barak and Michelle Obama. Yep, that’s the one. There’s been a lot of talk about it on both sides of the punditry, and reactions from both campaigns. Obama told Larry King, “It’s a cartoon … and that’s […]