Holy Crap, I’m Not Even Sure I Can Blog This

Why she should feel the need to whisper anything while we were alone in her room with the rest of the house awake, I couldn’t guess – but then, you don’t argue with those who rule by divine right, and so I dutifully leaned down so the cute, blond, 8-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pink could whisper in my ear: “Sweet titty-fuckin’ Jesus, I’m tired!”

There are always options…

Pimp my saddle!

Watch it, kid.

Kids these days, I tell ya.

Absence makes the heart beat faster

Attendance and active participation in class are crucial to a student’s academic achievement and to the opportunity to realize his or her full potential, from kindergarten through high school. Your child, The Reigning Queen of Pink, was marked absent all day today.

Not all the days are filled with joy

Monday. It sucked.