ManFAQ Friday: Detachable, no. Inflatable, yes.
It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Question: Can men really die from a lack of sex?
Answer: Um, well. Yes. Yes they can, and there’s two ways it can happen. For some guys, it’s a question of release – that poison testosterone just keeps building up and building up, and pretty soon they’re doing dumber and dumber things to get your attention (Hey hon, watch this!), and eventually they do something dumb enough that the testosterone comes out along with most of the blood, and they’re gone.
The other kind of guy will just sort of move along as he usually does, but you’ll notice that he sags a little, like a party balloon the week after, not on the floor yet but not on the ceiling like he was when you brought him home. He’s wilting, losing his vitality and his air. For him, it’s not too late.
We’re inflatable, you see!
Hey, you asked. Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!
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