ManFAQ Friday: The Workout

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.  Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Question:  Why do men hold their penises when they are just sitting around, watching TV, etc.?

Answer:   Strength training.  Also, mostly we do that if there’s no beer.  If you bring him a beer, he’ll probably let go long enough to hold that instead.

Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!

2 Responses to “ManFAQ Friday: The Workout”

  1. I’ve always wondered how to solve this! (Note to friends: bring a 6-pack when you come to visit!)

    But tell me this….if this is a “strength training” exercise, shouldn’t my man have bigger biceps? LOL

  2. @Courtney – Um, hellooooooooooo? It’s not his ARMS that he’s working out, now is it? So, if you’re not seeing measurable results, stop bringing him beer for a while and see what happens!

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