ManFAQ Friday: “That’s A Lovely Dress You’re Wearing, Mrs. Cleavage”
It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Question: When you meet a woman for the first time, seriously, what is the first thing you notice? Is it a stereotype that the first thing is really the two things below the chin and above the belt?
Answer: Depends on the size. If they’re much bigger or much smaller than we expect, yeah, that’s probably the first thing we see. Next your hair, again depending on size. To your credit, mostly the first thing(s) we notice are whatever you’ve personally decided to highlight today. Your short skirts, high heels, purple hair highlights, nail polish, piercings, etc – it works. If today’s highlight movie reel is Central Cleavage starring the Gazonga twins, by golly that’s what we’re going to notice. If you’re trying to draw attention to part of your body, our eyes will go where you direct them. We’re pretty trainable like that.
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!
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