Big Ugly Man Doll

This afternoon, Number One Son, who is all of seven years old, went to see the Dr for his bi-annual checkup. The Dr gave him the once-over and asked him, “How are you?”

Quoth the Number One Son, with no prompting nor warning of any kind: “I’m now leading a tobacco-free lifestyle.”

WTF?

The Dr, to his credit, had the presence of mind to laud his lifestyle choices and ask him what he’d been doing before…

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