Are you seriously excusing your mistakes by blaming them on “I love you so much?” I assure you that your teenager will read this as “I make mistakes and they are your fault,” which is actually what you’re trying to say. It’s not your fault, is it? It never was your fault.
Why is it that whenever I get sick, my spouse likes to inform me that he is actually feeling worse? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Amy Winehouse was famous because she had talent to burn, not because she burnt it. General Shalikashvili was famous because he had talent as well, and burned it quietly, well, and with honor. RIP.
How does the pee get on the outside of the toliet? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
The General Manager of Thompson Automotive is the kind of used car dealer who most maddens and torments, the kind of used car dealer who uses truth with malice in it, the kind of used car dealer who makes all the used car dealer jokes funny.