OK, it’s official: John McCain is qualified to run the Playboy Mansion. Cindy’s a known hottie, and even the Wonkette thinks Sarah Palin has moved from GILF to "presumptive VPILF nominee." Heck, even Vogue Magazine thinks the VP wannabe has what it takes – to sell magazines. “She’s not from these parts, and she’s not […]
The BUMD and associated traveling companions are headed to that toddling town, Chicago. Since it’s unlikely that the Grandmother of the Big Ugly Man Doll went out and bought herself a PC for her 90th birthday last year, there will be no posts from the road – but a complete debriefing of the trip, plus […]
And today is the Birthday of the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies. As should we say, “We are six now.” Actually, what she told me was, and I quote: “Daddy, I’m going on seven now.” Not that we’re in a hurry or anything…
But even the Big Ugly Man Doll has to do some work sometime. Just to keep you (yes, YOU) amused while I finish a few headline roundups, we’re taking you back. That’s right, fire up the Waaaaaaaay Back machine and click with the Big Ugly Man Doll… – you always knew that Count fellow was […]
So there I was, enjoying another birthday party filled with 6-year-olds and women. And by enjoying, I mean leaning against a wall. One of the children was late to the party; he ran in and jumped into playing with the rest of the kids. His mother looked through me, smiled brightly and said, “Hi ladies!” […]