ManFAQ Friday: Don’t Be Pissed

How does the pee get on the outside of the toliet? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

Hunting The White Whale

The General Manager of Thompson Automotive is the kind of used car dealer who most maddens and torments, the kind of used car dealer who uses truth with malice in it, the kind of used car dealer who makes all the used car dealer jokes funny.

ManFAQ Friday: Nice Wheels

What is it with the muscle cars? Are you really compensating for something? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?

The Naming of Rabbits is a Curious Thing

I’ll save the pictures from the endoscope for the Holiday Letter (nothing says Merry Freaking X-Mas like a blow-up picture of someone else’s insides!), but the preliminary results looked good.

The Giving Car

I want to go to the park, said the Boy.
Tell your Dad, and I’ll bet he’ll drive you to the park, said the Car.
And the Boy told his Dad, who loaded him in the Car with a nice picnic lunch, and drove them to the park.