further proof

So there I was, enjoying another birthday party filled with 6-year-olds and women.  And by enjoying, I mean leaning against a wall.  One of the children was late to the party; he ran in and jumped into playing with the rest of the kids.  His mother looked through me, smiled brightly and said, “Hi ladies!”  […]

Time Suck of the Week

Ah yes, the immortal TSoW, in which the Big Ugly Man Doll philosophizes about many things, not least of which is which part of my personal insanity I should be sharing with you, Gentle Reader.  In the case of this week, the topic is death and philosophy – in fact, the causes of death of different philosophers through […]

Time Suck of the Week

Yes, just when yo thoguht it was safe to get back on the net, there’s the Big Ugly Man Doll posting another TSoW.  Jeez.   Today’s time suck is hilarious; stop me if you’ve seen them before, but if you’re a food fan you’ll love Cake Wrecks.  We’ve watched Warren Brown turn wedding cakes into works […]

The New Yorker cover was Wrong!

Turns out, he’s actually Jewish: 

Counting Sheep

  When you’re as big and as ugly as I am, it comes as a surprise to some people that I actually sleep in a bed. (Of course, I only sleep for 2 hours and 17 minutes every 26.5 hours, but still.)   Anyway, if you’re like me – and I am not for one minute suggesting […]