OK, imagine if you will: “Beaker, what’s the matter?” “Nnnnnnnnn! Eeeeee! Old Ones!!!” “Old ones, huh? OK, um, Kermit, how’re you doing?” “It’s not easy, bleeding green. Green is the color of the ichor that falls eternally from the wounds in my soul after having gazed on the madding visage of the -” “Alrighty then! […]
OK, so it’s been a while since I’ve posted, but things have been slow in the world of the Big Ugly Man Doll, and time ran away with me. We had a short fling, me and time, but in the end we realized it would never work out and we went back to our respective […]
Just around about a couple hundred odd years ago, the US Army Corps of Engineers built America’s capitol, the city of Washington, D.C., by dredging a swamp. The Corps of Engineers has never forgotten this feat. Neither has the swamp. And every summer, when the temperature passes 90 degrees and the humidity passes “sauna” and […]
Since he’s also Only Son, I enjoy calling him Number One Son. Keeps him on his toes, wondering. OK, probably not. Probably I amuse only myself. But, it is his Birthday today, celebrated on the eve of the Summer Solstice. He was in fact born on the Solstice, lo these many years ago; he was […]
“We Alter Anything!” – seen on a sign for a tailor shop. “Alterations, may I help you?” “Ah, yes, there are only two weeks before my wedding and none of my six bridesmaids fit into their dresses. Can you help?” “Yes! Just bring everyone in, with the dresses, as soon as you can, and we’ll […]