This foggy mooorrrning I hit the Staaaaarrbucks A Grande coooffee I gave them twooooo bucks They gave me SIX CENTS CHANGE And I went down the hall And I went down the hall And I went down the hall To the McDoooonald’s To break my faaaast late An Egg McMuuuuffin It came to Two Oh […]
I used to write headlines for a small(ish) daily newspaper, so I keep an eye out for the really good ones. ABC news gets the win with this one: The Liar, the Switch and the Wardrobe Police Find Secret Passage Through a Wardrobe to Darwin’s Hideout Oh. My. God. I wish I’d had a chance […]
… so, just to keep everyone up to the minute with my life: I gotta pee.
So there I was, taking number one son to his swimming class. This class is run by the county and relies on volunteers to help the kids with everything from proper swimming stroke mechanics to the more basic “don’t drown in this, it’s wet” kind of instruction. As we approach, the guy in charge waves […]
Well, this is it. The end of an era. Even in this Internet age of ADD, of instant idiom and constant communication, the passing of an American Icon is worthy of pause, of notice, of reflection upon who we are as a generation, of where we’ve been, and at the last, where we’re going. I […]