Big Ugly Man Doll

This foggy mooorrrning
I hit the Staaaaarrbucks
A Grande coooffee
I gave them twooooo bucks

They gave me SIX CENTS CHANGE

And I went down the hall
And I went down the hall
And I went down the hall

To the McDoooonald’s
To break my faaaast late
An Egg McMuuuuffin
It came to Two Oh Eight

I offered TWO OH SIX

And would they spot me 2?
And would they spot me 2?
And would they spot me 2?

That would be steeeealing
Oh no she coooould not
And she was frowwwwning
Oh no she woooould not

I gave her THREE GREEN BACKS

And then she winked at me!
And then she gave one back!
And she would spot me 2!

This happy ending
This breakfast sandwich
From the McDonalds
Lead to this song which
Has now gone ON TOO LONG!

A Two Pen-ny
OPP – ERR – AAA!

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