Last night, as I was walking home from a visit with the lady of the local lake, I was set upon and taken hostage by a thunderous rush of irredentist geologists bent on the reunification of Gondwanaland. They told me of their master plan and swore me to utmost secrecy, so I can’t tell you how glad […]
If the events of the following story are a little fuzzy, please bear in mind that this all happened last year. OK, 4 days ago, but you know what I mean. As usual, blame can be assigned elsewhere, in this case, on Santa Claus, who brought the third-grader-in-chief a “US State Quarter Collection” booklet, complete […]
And yes, the Big Ugly Man Doll is back from the round the world (by which I mean 5 states within reasonable proximity of one another) holiday tour, just in time to wish you, personally (Yes, you! I know you read this, and you know who you are!), where was I, you personally, and all […]
A Aaargh! Quiet back there! B Both of you, be quiet! C Christ, will you stop talking while I’m on the phone? D Damnit, I said be quiet! E Echoes are for canyons, which is where I’m going to throw you if you don’t stop talking! F For the love of God, shut up! G […]
“Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.” It turns out the fireswamp scenes were filmed in the Foja rainforest in the eastern Papua province of Indonesia. Life imitates art imitates life, and both sue for copyright infringement.