Nothing quite like knowing your government is at work protecting you

From an exam for certification that folks are "OK" to use the system, from an Information Assurance perspective: 20. The only acceptable use for any DoD computer asset is: a. Viewing or downloading pornography b. Gambling on the Internet c. Conducting research for a work project d. Conducting private commercial business Now we all know […]

CPAP… See Pap run. Run, Pap, run.

It has long been a goal of the Big Ugly Man Doll to experience everything life has to offer. All of it, the good, the bad, the squishy. It’s hard to claim that one is sensational if one hasn’t experienced as many sensations as possible.    To that end, some time shortly before we went to Chicago, […]

Another Good Reason to Get a GPS for your Car

This just in: U.S. Capitol Police Arrest Man with Explosive.  Why did he get arrested?  Simple:  He approached a Capitol Police Officer for directions at 2nd and Independence Ave., SE, near the Library of Congress.  The officer noticed a rifle case in the car and the car was searched.  See?  If he’d only sprung for the GPS, […]

Courting the Hugh Hefner vote?

OK, it’s official:  John McCain is qualified to run the Playboy Mansion.  Cindy’s a known hottie, and even the Wonkette thinks Sarah Palin has moved from GILF to "presumptive VPILF nominee."  Heck, even Vogue Magazine thinks the VP wannabe has what it takes – to sell magazines.   “She’s not from these parts, and she’s not […]

And we’re off!

The BUMD and associated traveling companions are headed to that toddling town, Chicago. Since it’s unlikely that the Grandmother of the Big Ugly Man Doll went out and bought herself a PC for her 90th birthday last year, there will be no posts from the road – but a complete debriefing of the trip, plus […]