Don’t Throw the Pigeon Under the Bus!

your bangs do a good job hiding the lobotomy scars

The Difference Between Happiness and Sadness

If Happiness is reading 200-yr-old poetry to your 7-yr-old, surely Sadness is having to show 70-yr-old hatred to your 9-yr-old.

Swine Flu in the news this morning…

Wednesday, April 29, 2009; 9:19 AM: (CAER DALLBEN, Prydain) – Taran, Eilonwy, and Fflewddur Flam were diagnosed with Swine Influenza this morning, reports High Prince Gwydion from the castle.  Taran, long known for his association with pigs, was likely the initial vector of the outbreak, and has succumbed to the disease, as has princess Eilonwy.  […]

Amazon Fail?

So it started with this:  http://booksquare.com/open-letter-to-amazon-regarding-recent-policy-changes/ My first comment was that I had a dollar that says someone at Amazon loses a job over this once it gets corrected. Amazon has always been reasonably market savvy – this is a fail of epic proportion. "Should be interesting to watch this play out over the next week."  […]

Your New Year’s Resolution

Should be to read Jasper Fforde, if you haven’t.  It is without doubt possible, though my more staunch fans will scarce believe it, that the man is funnier than I am.  You simply must try him, before the year is out.  You only have 358 days to go!