Signs you may have too many doctors

“The specialist found that the 8-percent curvature of her spine is NOT due to scoliosis after all. It turns out that one of her legs is measurably longer than the other.” “They can tell that from an endoscopy?”

Let There Be Light, As Long As It’s Quiet…

OK kid. Turn your damn lights on if you’re reading, your eyes are bad enough already. Don’t stay up too late, and don’t make any noise. Daddy needs plausible deniability, OK? “OK Daddy!” And we just don’t talk about why all my kids could define “plausible deniability” before they could write their names.

One of these days, I’ll get the last word…

You still owe me my last paycheck.

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Can someone tell me why we have tighter controls on a 12-oz cold one than on 40 Vicodin tablets?

On The Topic Of Dating My Daughters

But then, if I’d really not wanted to engage in this kind of conversation, I shouldn’t have let them watch Joan Rivers.