ManFAQ Friday: I Know My Mind Is Made Up
It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Question: What does it mean when men tell you that they prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up?
Answer: For some of us, it’s a time thing. We know that you could look great if you went in the bathroom and stayed there for 45 minutes doing all that stuff you do. We just don’t want to wait that long – as long you look pretty good to start with. If you look like you were rode hard and put away wet, he’s probably not telling you that he prefers women who don’t wear a lot of make up.
The rest of them mean that they prefer women who don’t look like they’re wearing a lot of makeup. Chances are, if he saw you rolling out of bed in the morning, he wouldn’t recognize you. He doesn’t know you spent 10 minutes putting your face on, he was probably looking at your chest. As long as you don’t look like Tammy Faye Baker, you’re doing it right.
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d like answered!
this puts me in mind of a certain person’s 16th birthday. and you had not met her yet, since she was the appropriate age for her grade. hm. you missed something spectacular.