The Hobbesian Horoscope, 9/28/12

The Big Ugly Horoscope. Catch up with your own personal astroillogical future for the weekend and next week – your daily dose of destiny under your sign.

I am a Kimchi Chicken

It spit out something that to my untrained ear sounded suspiciously like “bibimbop with kimchi, bulgogi jap-cha, and a Coke.” It then occurred to me just how many ways talking to my 60-something-yr-old Korean neighbor through an automated translator could go wrong.

Houston, We Have Coupons

I had to decide: Could I be bought?

Repeating 8th Grade

Technology is creeping ever more quickly into the classroom, which is creeping ever more quickly into the real world. Still, I wouldn’t go back to 8th Grade for all the cardboard cafeteria pizzas in the world, no matter how much my Spanish teacher looked like Sofia Vergara.

The Hobbesian Horoscope, 9/21/12

The Big Ugly Horoscope. Catch up with your own personal astroillogical future for the weekend and next week – your daily dose of destiny under your sign.