Beginner’s Luck
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
Do men really fake orgasms? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Do you remember fractions? You know, seven eighths, two hundred forty-seven three hundred twenty ninths? A third? Do you remember what a pain in the butt that was? No? Me either. The joy of having kids is that you get to revisit ALL your childhood, not just the good parts. Not that the diapers were such a joy, but at least I could speak with some authority. “That’s poo.” (I know poo when I see it.)
Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
She walked off disappointed, to the point where I was thinking, gosh, I should really bring home a live bird and kill it for her in the backyard or something, before I came to my senses. Bloody minded little thing, I love her so.