SOBUMD: Is it considered bad parenting if I tell the youngest child to stop giving me the “bitchface”? HTR (11-yr-old): No, it’s called life skills. (headdesk) I’m thinking of just retiring and letting her run the rest of the family.
Putting the younger two to bed last night, there was a discussion of toys lost and then found. The RQoP began singing “The Toys are Back” to the tune of High School Musical 3’s “The Boys are Back”. Number One Son looked at her and said “Yeah, that’s just like…” and then proceed to sing […]
The neighbors are either having one FREAKY séance over there, or they’re trying to get the new baby back to sleep.
You still owe me my last paycheck.
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