Chattin’ wit his peeps…

I’m still waiting for the flying cars and moving roads.

Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

BUMD: “WTF – what time is it? Son, did you change the time on the hallway clock?” Number One Son: “Yes, a few times. If you don’t want people to do that, you should put glass over it so I can’t reach.” Little bastard.

Dear Third Grade Teacher of Number One Son,

It was very nice to see you at the “dancing with the SOL tests” event this evening. I’m sure my son and the rest of your class will do great on the exams, even if you’re not there to see them. Good luck with the baby – looks like you’re due any day! While we […]