OK, I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve decided on a new feature: The TimeSuck of the Week. Every Sunday I will post a new and wonderful way to waste time. This week’s is simple: http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html This TimeSuck is great in that not only will it help you consume those annoying moments of your […]
I think it’s time for me to come forward with this. I was emotionally traumatized by Jamie Gibson, Jessica Gibson’s half-sister, before she started working for Rob Lowe. This was a difficult time in my past, but I need people to know the truth: The Gibson girls played me for a sucker, and now they’re […]
As my gift to you on this glorious April Fool’s Day, I present part of the Gospel from the Book of BUMD, starting just after the passage about the nun, the rabbi, and the Easter Bunny: 4.1. Thus have I heard, Theophilus, and stop me if I’ve told you this in that other book. 4.2 […]