Muppets in Love …. craft.

OK, imagine if you will: “Beaker, what’s the matter?” “Nnnnnnnnn! Eeeeee! Old Ones!!!” “Old ones, huh? OK, um, Kermit, how’re you doing?” “It’s not easy, bleeding green. Green is the color of the ichor that falls eternally from the wounds in my soul after having gazed on the madding visage of the -” “Alrighty then! […]

Harry Potter and the Shakespearian Ending

OK, so it’s been a while since I’ve posted, but things have been slow in the world of the Big Ugly Man Doll, and time ran away with me. We had a short fling, me and time, but in the end we realized it would never work out and we went back to our respective […]