The exhaust manifold assumes that you might not read English, so the warnings are in symbols. Specifically, there’s a picture of a hand inside a circle, with a big line through it: a universal Do Not Touch. This was now neatly branded onto my palm.
I’m ready for my mid-life crisis, and I’m entertaining ideas! What’s a good crisis to have?
Marriage is like mailing a first class letter. On the inside is a secret message, just for the two of you. On the outside, there is still very important information. It tells you about where you’re from, and about where you’re going.
One of the best love stories ever written turns 100 years old this year – Tarzan of the Apes.
Well I’m not bad for a Monday
I could’ve lived without Sunday
I need a weekend with One More Day
But even if I had it I know I’d say
That I’m not bad … for a Monday.