Big Ugly Man Doll

A Short List of Things You Should and Shouldn’t Do When You Have Pneumonia. Becase I want to leave the world a better place, in case I don’t see tomorrow. I want to leave a trail of more than breadcrumbs, should you, dear reader, ever have to follow in these unfortunate footsteps – I want to leave a trail of light bulbs, of something that will light your path in the darkness.

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The only thing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge is a blogger with pneumonia.

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Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong? Why do most men name their private parts?

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Thanksgiving Day is time for a recitation of all the shit for which I am thankful – starting with inclusive altruism.

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“Daddy, if you die, I’ll probably go on anti-depressants.”

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