High Occupancy
When the cop pulled me over in the HOV lanes, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder.
When the cop pulled me over in the HOV lanes, I explained that I had multiple personality disorder.
I can’t WAIT to be a grandfather. My kids are going to be SO frightened to bring their kids to Grandma and Grandpa’s house….
“Is this what friendship is like? A loss of interest and enjoyment in the things that you used to enjoy, unless your friend is with you?”
“I can feel your heart beat faster… / Take me home tonight / I don’t want to let you go ’til we see the light / Take me home tonight…”
“Yes,” said I, “I know the song Radioactive.” It turns out that I’m 30 years out of sync.