The Perils of Panopticonalism, and Why I Don’t Have It

It should be noted that at 13 years old, the Reigning Queen of Pink does not so much question her sexuality as interrogate it. I wouldn’t put her past waterboarding.

A Bavarian Weekend Story

I’m pissing in a brandy snifter. I always do.

Bathroom Break!

If you’re in the men’s bathroom and you’re wondering if the person next to you is a Real Man, you’re the one in the wrong bathroom. Real Men don’t care.

The Making of the True Reuben

It has been explained to me several times in recent days that I have neglected you, gentle reader, and that I should be ashamed – but more than ashamed, I should be writing. In an effort to make amends AND stay current, I will tell you about the Reuben sandwich I had last night – a […]

Merry Christmas: Go Home, Winter, You’re Drunk!

Well, the year got away from me.  I know, it’s been a while, and I’m hoping to be a little more present and active in 2016.  In the mean time, I know that you haven’t forgotten me, since many of you ping me about not posting, and rest assured that I never forget you, dear […]