This year continues my streak of great Cincos de Mayo. Last year’s included a party, a pig, a keg – and then we broke out the Tequila. This year’s was much more sedate, not to mention sober, but nonetheless a great Cinco de Mayo. The day began in an office, where I was managed. Then I […]
Before we get to the Time Suck of the Week, I’d like everyone to take a moment and reflect on the irony and tragedy of life. I, the Big Ugly Man Doll, have a problem with betting on horse races. Specifically, my problem is that I don’t live near enough to a track to make […]
OK, I haven’t posted in a while, but I’ve decided on a new feature: The TimeSuck of the Week. Every Sunday I will post a new and wonderful way to waste time. This week’s is simple: http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html This TimeSuck is great in that not only will it help you consume those annoying moments of your […]
I think it’s time for me to come forward with this. I was emotionally traumatized by Jamie Gibson, Jessica Gibson’s half-sister, before she started working for Rob Lowe. This was a difficult time in my past, but I need people to know the truth: The Gibson girls played me for a sucker, and now they’re […]
As my gift to you on this glorious April Fool’s Day, I present part of the Gospel from the Book of BUMD, starting just after the passage about the nun, the rabbi, and the Easter Bunny: 4.1. Thus have I heard, Theophilus, and stop me if I’ve told you this in that other book. 4.2 […]