This just in: U.S. Capitol Police Arrest Man with Explosive. Why did he get arrested? Simple: He approached a Capitol Police Officer for directions at 2nd and Independence Ave., SE, near the Library of Congress. The officer noticed a rifle case in the car and the car was searched. See? If he’d only sprung for the GPS, […]
OK, it’s official: John McCain is qualified to run the Playboy Mansion. Cindy’s a known hottie, and even the Wonkette thinks Sarah Palin has moved from GILF to "presumptive VPILF nominee." Heck, even Vogue Magazine thinks the VP wannabe has what it takes – to sell magazines. “She’s not from these parts, and she’s not […]
The BUMD and associated traveling companions are headed to that toddling town, Chicago. Since it’s unlikely that the Grandmother of the Big Ugly Man Doll went out and bought herself a PC for her 90th birthday last year, there will be no posts from the road – but a complete debriefing of the trip, plus […]
And today is the Birthday of the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies. As should we say, “We are six now.” Actually, what she told me was, and I quote: “Daddy, I’m going on seven now.” Not that we’re in a hurry or anything…
But even the Big Ugly Man Doll has to do some work sometime. Just to keep you (yes, YOU) amused while I finish a few headline roundups, we’re taking you back. That’s right, fire up the Waaaaaaaay Back machine and click with the Big Ugly Man Doll… – you always knew that Count fellow was […]