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When you’re dealing with hard-core ADHD on top of high-functioning autism, one of the best ways to help him maintain equilibrium is to let him know what’s going to be happening in advance.

Lascivious Legos?

What about a lascivious mouth? What’s that?

Chattin’ wit his peeps…

I’m still waiting for the flying cars and moving roads.

“The Captain, he’s been a-drinkin’, oh!”

The Baby on the Bus says, “Waa waa waa!” / And all the other parents on the Bus give it’s mommy dirty looks.

Twitter Tweens

If you don’t have kids but you’re thinking about it, and you’d like to see what it’s like, the Internet now makes it possible to simulate the, um, experience. Just living with anyone, never mind the ADD types, under the age of 14, is to live in the bottom of a permanent, live-feed twitter well.