Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers!
Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers!
If Happiness is reading 200-yr-old poetry to your 7-yr-old, surely Sadness is having to show 70-yr-old hatred to your 9-yr-old.
Everyone should have to attend a Build-a-Bear party at least once, if only to remind those without children why they don’t want them. Hard core cases might consider working there.
Jack Bauer drives a 1969 Dodge Charger named The Jay Edgar.
The activity was called High Ropes, but should really be called “Don’t Feel So Damn Smart NOW, Do Ya?” … … “Come on, it’s an IQ test! You can do it…” That’s when he let go of the other rope to grab the other other rope, with his other other hand. And the Go6G swung like a pendulum from his tethered harness, screaming like a girl.