One of my favorite authors, Steven Brust, has run afoul of the long arm of the Medical Community, and is not, repeat NOT, looking for donations. However, lots of his fans are giving him donations whether he wants them or not. If you’d like to be one of them, the donation site is already set […]
You may have noticed this recent headline: U.S. Anti-Nartotic Efforts Drive Cocaine Prices Up 44 Percent Or you may just have noticed that you seem to be paying more at the, ah, pump when you go to get your own, than you were in January. Well, it’s true. Even the bananos are up, and a […]
To cap off a fairly odd week, I dropped off the 5-yr-old Reigning Queen of Pinkness, Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies at her pre-K class this morning. Needless to say, the hordes of moms, milfs, and nannys did not spare second glances for the BigUglyManDoll – after all, that’s why I’m the […]
Njjules is after me to post something funny, but all my writers are on strike. I’m working with the union, but they said they’d kneecap my muse if she crossed the picket line. Come on, folks – don’t they know when we shut down the funny, the terrorists win!
Ya know, suicide is painless, or so the song says, but njjules pointed out a headline today mentioning that someone was “a suicide victim.” I don’t want to make light of a tragic situation, since suicide is only painless for the person in question – pretty much sucks for the cleanup crew, you know? But, […]