And today is the Birthday of the Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies. As should we say, “We are six now.” Actually, what she told me was, and I quote: “Daddy, I’m going on seven now.” Not that we’re in a hurry or anything…
But even the Big Ugly Man Doll has to do some work sometime. Just to keep you (yes, YOU) amused while I finish a few headline roundups, we’re taking you back. That’s right, fire up the Waaaaaaaay Back machine and click with the Big Ugly Man Doll… – you always knew that Count fellow was […]
So there I was, enjoying another birthday party filled with 6-year-olds and women. And by enjoying, I mean leaning against a wall. One of the children was late to the party; he ran in and jumped into playing with the rest of the kids. His mother looked through me, smiled brightly and said, “Hi ladies!” […]
Ah yes, the immortal TSoW, in which the Big Ugly Man Doll philosophizes about many things, not least of which is which part of my personal insanity I should be sharing with you, Gentle Reader. In the case of this week, the topic is death and philosophy – in fact, the causes of death of different philosophers through […]
Yes, just when yo thoguht it was safe to get back on the net, there’s the Big Ugly Man Doll posting another TSoW. Jeez. Today’s time suck is hilarious; stop me if you’ve seen them before, but if you’re a food fan you’ll love Cake Wrecks. We’ve watched Warren Brown turn wedding cakes into works […]