And Happy Birthday….

To, once again, The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies, who (as recently noted) is today seven years old. She likes this quite a bit, either because it makes her “older” and therefor more likely to be allowed to do things her older siblings are, or because 7 […]

It is the right of all women…

… to change their minds, especially when they are almost 7 years old, and certainly when they are The Reigning Queen of Pink, Grand Duchess of Fluff, and High Protector of Barbies. So it should have come as no surprise to me that the impending septemarian announced, a brief moment ago, that she has decided […]

Wisdom of the BUMD

When life hands you shit, grow something organic. Then sell it at a premium.

New Digs for the BUMD!

I know it’s been a long time coming, but the BUMD has grown.  It’s time to move on, and I hope you will all move with me!  This site will be on-line for a good while yet, but all updates will come from http://www.biguglymandoll.com/ – new and improved!  Come and See!

New Digs on Father’s Day

Parenthood is the ultimate pass/fail exam.