Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 16

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather raw dog a rottweiler than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 17

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather run hot wax in your ears than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 18

You know what sucks more than shoveling snow? Shoveling snow with a hangover. I’m just sayin.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 19

I have lost faith with the Beach Boys and the Mall Santas and the Christmas Album and the Man With All the Toys.

Advent of Holiday Horror: Song 20

This is an advent countdown of Christmas and other miscellaneous holiday songs that make me barf a bit, the ones you know you’re supposed to love, but really you’d rather run hot wax in your ears than sit through them on the radio again – you know the kind I mean.