Passing the PMP Exam & Selling Out!

The 4-hour test took me 3 hours 57 minutes, which included a short bio break plus 45 seconds of me sitting with my eyes closed, palms up on the desk, reciting the Lotus Sutra.

Doing What to Whom?

You’ve Been Doing What to Whom? Birth Control the Nintendo Way!

Happy Belated Birthday – to me!

Who knew the Tooth Fairy was so concerned about my birthday?

Reading to the Lost Boys

On with the silk-lined yellow corduroy smoking jacket and on with the red-and-yellow checked jester hat and off, with my battered old copy of Yertle the Turtle and the Reigning Queen of Pink, to school we went.

Standards of Dancing

Truth: I have all the rhythm of a busted metronome trying to swing, tick-tock-splot, in a bucket of jello.