{"id":982,"date":"2010-12-17T16:59:06","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T20:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=982"},"modified":"2010-12-21T20:43:47","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T00:43:47","slug":"manfaq-friday-detachable-no-inflatable-yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=982","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday:  Detachable, no.  Inflatable, yes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I&#8217;m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn &#8211; to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0<em>Can men really die from a lack of sex?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0 Um, well.\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0\u00a0Yes they can, and there&#8217;s two ways it can happen.\u00a0\u00a0For some guys, it&#8217;s a question of release &#8211; that poison testosterone just keeps building up and building up, and pretty soon they&#8217;re doing dumber and dumber things to get your attention (<a title=\"What a Rush!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=456\" target=\"_self\">Hey hon, watch this!<\/a>), and eventually they do something dumb enough that the testosterone comes out along with most of the blood, and they&#8217;re gone.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The other kind of guy will just sort of move along as he usually does, but you&#8217;ll notice that he sags a little, like a party balloon the week after, not on the floor yet but not on the ceiling like he was when you brought him home.\u00a0 He&#8217;s wilting, losing his vitality and his air.\u00a0 For him, it&#8217;s not too late.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re inflatable, you see!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hey, you asked.\u00a0 Now you know.\u00a0 Please, feel free to comment with any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. Can men really die from a lack of sex? Yes, yes they can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":996,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions\/996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}