{"id":924,"date":"2010-12-09T01:08:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=924"},"modified":"2010-12-09T01:15:21","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:15:21","slug":"the-only-thing-more-helpless-and-irresponsible-than-a-man-in-the-depths-of-an-ether-binge-is-a-blogger-with-pneumonia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=924","title":{"rendered":"the only thing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge is a blogger with pneumonia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Done with the meds.\u00a0 Done with the wheezing.\u00a0 Not moving fast, not talking loud.\u00a0 The best part of having pneumonia has been all the stories people tell me.\u00a0 &#8220;Oh, yeah, my friend so-and-so had that, he was in the hospital for 6 months.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Oh, yeah, my friend&#8217;s buddy&#8217;s relative had that, he died.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Oh yeah, I had that, I was out for 4 months.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to feel like (A) I should be feeling much worse, (B) I got off really easy, and (C) I&#8217;ve just joined a\u00a0really weird club.\u00a0 I heard a cancer survivor talk about her experience a few years ago; she mentioned that it seemed really odd that everyone treated her like a hero just for getting out of bed each morning.\u00a0 She said &#8220;What was I going to do, just lay there?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Like the man said, &#8220;Keep kicking and scratching.\u00a0 If you stop, they throw dirt over you.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>So, I drove a car again for the first time in 3 weeks today, that was fun.\u00a0 Went back to the office for most of the day today &#8211; I find I tire easily.\u00a0 The worst part of all this is that my taste buds have changed &#8211; can&#8217;t deal with coffee or hard liquor; I find I dislike the taste.\u00a0 The upshot of this is that I haven&#8217;t had any caffiene or alcohol in several weeks &#8211; those of you who know me well will have an idea of my state of mind at this turn of events.\u00a0 Healthy?\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s worth it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Updates as they happen &#8211; watch this space!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best part of having pneumonia has been all the stories people tell me.  &#8220;Oh, yeah, my friend so-and-so had that, he was in the hospital for 6 months.&#8221;  &#8220;Oh, yeah, my friend&#8217;s buddy&#8217;s relative had that, he died.&#8221;  I&#8217;m starting to feel like I&#8217;ve joined a really weird club. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":928,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}