I forget, some days, what a bloodthirsty bunch we’re raising here.\u00a0 I just got home, and the first question I was asked by the Reigning Queen of Pink was the usual question, asked by kids from time out of mind:\u00a0 What’s for dinner?<\/p>\n
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\nReigning Queen of Pink:<\/strong>\u00a0 Did you kill it yourself?
\nBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 Um, what?
\nRQoP:<\/strong>\u00a0 Did you kill the chicken with your own two hands?
\nBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 While I’ll admit that with the day I’ve had that sounds pretty reasonable right now, no, I do not customarily perform avian exsanguinations.\u00a0
\nRQoP:<\/strong>\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 Oh well.<\/p>\n