{"id":869,"date":"2010-11-05T13:08:22","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T17:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=869"},"modified":"2010-11-05T13:10:11","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T17:10:11","slug":"manfaq-friday-i-know-my-mind-is-made-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=869","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday:  I Know My Mind Is Made Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I&#8217;m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn &#8211; to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>Question:<\/strong>\u00a0 <em>What does it mean when men tell you that they prefer women who don&#8217;t wear a lot of make up?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 For some of us, it&#8217;s a time thing.\u00a0 We know that you could look <strong>great<\/strong> if you went in the bathroom and stayed there for 45 minutes doing all that stuff you do.\u00a0 We just don&#8217;t want to wait that long &#8211; as long you look pretty good to start with.\u00a0 If you look like you were rode hard and put away wet, he&#8217;s probably not telling you that he prefers women who don&#8217;t wear a lot of make up.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of them mean that they prefer women who don&#8217;t <em>look like<\/em> they&#8217;re wearing a lot of makeup.\u00a0 Chances are, if he saw you rolling out of bed in the morning, he wouldn&#8217;t recognize you.\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t know you spent 10 minutes putting your face on, he was probably looking at your chest.\u00a0 As long as you don&#8217;t look like Tammy Faye Baker, you&#8217;re doing it right.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":872,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions\/872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}