{"id":867,"date":"2010-11-04T21:46:21","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T01:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=867"},"modified":"2010-11-04T21:46:21","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T01:46:21","slug":"i-may-be-a-bad-man-or-tanstaafl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"I may be a bad man &#8211; or, TANSTAAFL."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, tonight, the newly minted 12-yr-old is curling up in bed with her first Heinlein. I walked her through a short lesson:<\/p>\n<p><strong>BUMD:<\/strong> Who colonized Australia?<br \/>\n<strong>HTR:<\/strong> Um, the Brits.<br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong> Why?<br \/>\n<strong>HTR:<\/strong> I think they sent all their prisoners there.<br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong> Right. So now, imagine that the provincial world powers get their collective heads out of their butts and arm the UN, handing over most of the nukes to a central government.<br \/>\n<strong>HTR:<\/strong> Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay&#8230;..<br \/>\n<strong>BUMD:<\/strong> And then, some genius gets the idea that we need another penal colony, like the Brits had with Australia. We have a world government. Where do we put the criminals?<br \/>\n<strong>HTR:<\/strong> I dunno, I guess the moon.<\/p>\n<p>Right in one. She&#8217;s reading Heinlein&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Moon is a Harsh Mistress<\/span>, which was one of my all time favorites. So, the world &#8211; even the world of fiction writers &#8211; was long divided about Heinlein&#8217;s place in polite society. I&#8217;m either a wonderful father, continuing my child&#8217;s educational journey, or I&#8217;m materially contributing to the delinquency of a minor.<\/p>\n<p>SOBUMD had the best response to the question: &#8220;I think it&#8217;s been too late for that one for a few years now. You could hand her anything from <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Catcher in the Rye<\/span> to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lady Chatterly&#8217;s Lover<\/span>, it&#8217;s not going to make a damn bit of difference.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah well. Everything I&#8217;ve learned that turned out to be worth knowing, I learned from reading books that someone else had banned. Eff &#8217;em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything I&#8217;ve learned that turned out to be worth knowing, I learned from reading books that someone else had banned. Eff &#8217;em.  Heinlein&#8217;s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is the right book in the right place.  TANSTAAFL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":868,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}