{"id":825,"date":"2010-10-14T21:52:01","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T01:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=825"},"modified":"2010-10-14T21:53:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T01:53:24","slug":"signs-you-may-have-too-many-doctors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=825","title":{"rendered":"Signs you may have too many doctors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, SOBUMD and the Reigning Queen of Pink spent the night at the Very Clever Grandparents&#8217; house.\u00a0 They got up early this morning to get to <a title=\"Children's National Medical Center\" href=\"http:\/\/www.childrensnational.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Children&#8217;s National Medical Center<\/a> in DC, far too early for normal humans.\u00a0 The appointment went well, and SOBUMD called me after dropping the RQoP back at school.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOBUMD: <\/strong>&#8220;The specialist found that the 8-percent curvature\u00a0of her\u00a0spine is NOT due to scoliosis after all.\u00a0 It turns out that one of her legs is measurably longer than the other.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought about this for a moment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BUMD:<\/strong> &#8220;They can tell that from an endoscopy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOBUMD:<\/strong> &#8220;That&#8217;s next week, dear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BUMD: <\/strong>&#8220;Shit.\u00a0 Right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep.\u00a0 Too many doctors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The specialist found that the 8-percent curvature of her spine is NOT due to scoliosis after all.  It turns out that one of her legs is measurably longer than the other.&#8221;  &#8220;They can tell that from an endoscopy?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,10,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":830,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions\/830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}