{"id":76,"date":"2010-01-31T21:33:22","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T01:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=76"},"modified":"2010-08-16T07:18:37","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T11:18:37","slug":"kid%e2%80%99s-toys-we-wish-they-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Kid\u2019s Toys We WISH They Made"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
New from the Lego Bionicle Line – Toa Mata Hari!<\/strong>
\nOne of the rare female Bionicles, she’s had most of the others, and they’re all in love with her. You can play with her<\/strong> as she<\/strong> plays the guys off against one another! Isn’t she FABULOUS!<\/em><\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
American Girl Doll – Sybil!<\/strong>
\nWith completely different outfits for Vicky, Peggy Lou, Mary Lucinda, Marcia Lynn, Vanessa Gail, Mike, Nancy Lou Ann, Ruthie, Clara, Helen, Marjorie, and The Blonde. They\u2019d make a ton of money on this one, and it\u2019s the LAST doll you have to buy!<\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a>
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Wii Screw! <\/strong>
\nPut the kids to bed and enjoy the safest sex you\u2019ll EVER have. Remember the plastic sheath you\u2019re supposed to put over the remote? Right. Think Sin City SIMS and you\u2019re close.<\/td>\n		[Picture removed in the interest of taste and decency.]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Merrily We Pull Along Duck and Egg Scrambler! <\/strong>
\nLittle Johnny can finally help in the kitchen \u2013 just put a fresh egg on the duck\u2019s wheels and let him \u201cwalk\u201d it for an hour. When the music stops, the egg is ready for cooking \u2013 if you haven\u2019t started drinking by then.<\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Build a Bear.<\/strong>
\nNo, yeah, a real goddamn bear. Run!<\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shots and Ladders!<\/strong>
\nGet drunk and naked with this new twist on the classic board game. Penalty Shot!<\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pre-School Musical!<\/strong>
\nStep into the past with Troysie, Gabby, and the gang as they cry, whine, repeat themselves over and over, and pull each other\u2019s hair\u2026 Oh, wait, that\u2019s the real one. Never mind.<\/td>\n		\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

New from the Lego Bionicle Line – Toa Mata Hari! One of the rare female Bionicles, she’s had most of the others, and they’re all in love with her. You can play with her as she plays the guys off against one another! Isn’t she FABULOUS! American Girl Doll – Sybil! With completely different outfits […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":489,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}