{"id":689,"date":"2010-10-08T07:14:22","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T11:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=689"},"modified":"2010-10-08T07:14:22","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T11:14:22","slug":"manfaq-friday-six-degrees-of-shaving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: Six Degrees of Shaving"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Question:<\/strong>\u00a0 Why do men shave and say they cleaned it up, yet there is still hair EVERYWHERE?<\/em><\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0This is actually a corollary to the \u201c5-second\u201d rule, which states that dirt and germs don\u2019t begin to accrue on an object until 5 seconds have gone by.\u00a0 Cleaning the sink involves dirt that just got there<\/span>, so of course it doesn\u2019t need to be cleaned right away.\u00a0 We’ll make a few halfhearted swipes with the other side of the tissue we just used and move on with our lives.\u00a0 If you leave it there long enough, we\u2019ll probably get to the rest of it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Also, you have to remember that our minds work like 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except with sex.\u00a0\u00a0 You see our manly hair,\u00a0it reminds you of us.\u00a0 You’re in the bathroom, so there’s a chance that you aren’t fully dressed.\u00a0 Now you’re thinking about us, and you’re not fully dressed.\u00a0 Now<\/strong>, in our minds, you’re associating ‘thinking about us’ with ‘not being dressed’, and once again, it’s a zipline to the Hey Hey.\u00a0<\/div>\n

Yes, most of us really do think like that.\u00a0 The idea that you’d be pissed that we forgot to clean up from shaving gets washed away in a tidal wave of hormones and testosterone.\u00a0 The surprise you see on his face when you yell at him is genuine – you’re\u00a0mad because he didn’t clean the sink, and in the back of his mind he’s wondering why you’re dressed.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions you’d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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