{"id":582,"date":"2010-09-25T17:13:01","date_gmt":"2010-09-25T21:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=582"},"modified":"2010-09-25T17:15:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-25T21:15:03","slug":"one-of-these-days-ill-get-the-last-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"One of these days, I&#8217;ll get the last word&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0But it will not be <strong>this<\/strong> day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HTR<\/strong>: May I have some root beer?<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOBUMD<\/strong>:\u00a0 No.\u00a0 (pause)<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOBUMD<\/strong>:\u00a0 OK.\u00a0 (to me)\u00a0 You know, you just need to disappoint her first, then she appreciates things so much more.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HTR<\/strong>:\u00a0 Thank you SO much!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BUMD<\/strong>:\u00a0 You&#8217;re fired!<\/p>\n<p><strong>HTR<\/strong>, walking away with her root beer:\u00a0 OK,but you still owe me my last paycheck.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\nDamnit.\u00a0 Well played, little girl, well played.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You still owe me my last paycheck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,40,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}