{"id":579,"date":"2010-09-24T07:51:20","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T11:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2010-09-24T07:51:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T11:51:31","slug":"manfaq-friday-its-right-around-here-somewhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday:  It&#8217;s right around here somewhere&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I&#8217;m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn &#8211; to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nQuestion:<\/strong>\u00a0 <em>Why won\u2019t men read instructions, ask for directions?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0To actually pull over and ask someone where I\u2019m going is to admit, in front of you, that I\u2019m an idiot.\u00a0 Not to you \u2013 you know I\u2019m an idiot \u2013 but to another guy.\u00a0 This makes us think (deep in the id) that they\u2019ll be able to put the moves on you with their strong directional foo.\u00a0 Better not to risk it \u2013 besides, we still have almost a quarter tank of gas left!\u00a0 Plenty of time; I\u2019m sure it\u2019s just over this hill.\u00a0 Didn\u2019t you say you were going to bring the directions?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Now you know. Please, feel free to comment with any questions <strong>you&#8217;d<\/strong> like answered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":581,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}